Who needs letters to Santa when Christopher Walken lives and breathes?

So... this website made me laugh so hard I about died. Also, I sent to owner of the site a letter praising his genius. GO! go now... go now and read my children. READ!

Then, when you are done reading, spend some time exploring this site. And you two may find gems that freak both you and the web-host-person out... as this did me.

There is so much to explore. So much to laugh at, be scared by and just live in awe over. I cannot recommend you avoid it any longer.