Dead Baby Pidgeon

Not only are birds dropping dead onto the hood of our car and along my path as Gayatri and I take a walk... but now they've figured out how to come through the bathroom, scare my husband so he squeals like a little girl and drops to the floor, and fly frantically around my apartment.

Seriously... I've never had so much close contact with nature in my life. And I used to live in Alaska.

And if our bathroom has no windows, no open vents, how did the bird get into the bathroom??? My theory... through the semi-open light fixture. The building maintenance man says, "nah, that's too small." but there's no other place the bird could have come from.

Is a Hitchcockian moment coming to my apartment building soon? Should I fear for my baby's safety with the bird invasion? Nilesh thinks yes. I think... nah...